I bet by my appearance page you’re all guessing I’m a humour blog

I know I’m ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me

It’s been the longest week ever and it’s only tuesday

I used to be a person with a blog but now I’m a blog with a person

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

  • me: wow I’m fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I’m fucking disgusting I’m losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself

*eats 70 tictacs at once*

fear-my-doughnut:

s-traightandfast:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

You need to stop.

you need to be more positive *throws protons at you*

If you call me sweetheart in a condescending tone there is a 900% chance I’m plotting your murder in my head

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis